Um, where's the sense in THAT?
By Joseph Walther
I receive hundreds of emails each week regarding what I say in this forum. Some are too stupid to discuss. Most are sincere, aimed at conveying other points of view. Still, others ask for technical advice that I may or may not be able to give. Here are a few of them from the past couple of months.
I received one last Thursday from Tom B. He’s been using computers at home for about 4-years. He does mostly word processing. He uses email and accesses the Internet on a regular basis. His email client is Outlook Express and his Internet browser is Internet Explorer. Early on, someone introduced him to a word processing program called Yeah Write. He wanted to know if he’d be better off switching to MSWord 2007.
I’ll use CompUSA’s standard retail price for a standalone version of MSWord 2007, which is $229.99 for a new installation or $109.99 for an upgrade from a qualified product. Tom does not qualify for an upgrade price.
If he spends $299.99 for a software program and uses only 40% of its features, he’s effectively paid $750 for that software. It sounds astonishing and it is. However, it’s still true. Mathematically, it boils down to a simple yield problem. You derive a 40% feature usage out of 100% available. Divide the price you pay by the 40%. It’s as simple as that.
MSWord is a good and powerful word processing program. If you NEED most of the features of MSWord 2007 then it is worth every penny of the $299.99 you will pay. I’m defining “most” as using 93% of the available features. Do the arithmetic again and see the difference.
I found 17-alternatives to MSWord on the Internet. They’re all free. My two choices are Thinkfree Office and Google Docs & Spreadsheets. They are both web-based. They both have 80% of MSWord’s features. They both convert to and from the DOC and DOCX format. You can’t beat the price and usability. And, neither kisses nor lubricants are necessary! On the other hand, if you enjoy that sort of pain…
I’m not a pacifist. There are legitimate reasons for going to war. The Bush administration probably believed with every fiber of its collective being that Iraq posed a real and present danger to the United States of America. I gave them the benefit of the doubt. However, I’ve become more convinced with each day that I was wrong.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” This quote didn’t come from some left-leaning liberal American. It came from Herman Goering of German Nazi fame.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Terrorism is a tactic, not a country. Invading another country does nothing to eliminate it. While there may have been some legitimate reasons for invading Iraq, using the mantra, “We’ll fight the terrorist over there so we won’t have to fight them over here,” was a patronizing thing to do. Terrorists reside all over the world, not to mention the fact that many have been here for decades—some were born here. Terrorists are people who hate passionately because doing so gives meaning to their grossly empty and miserable lives.
Another reader, Bill Noma, took exception with the way I constantly criticized Reverend Pat Robertson AND the late Reverend Jerry Falwell. He told me that I should be ashamed of myself for disparaging two of the “most sincere, well-intentioned, and moral men of the cloth we’ve ever known.”
Bill, I met Jerry Falwell in Virginia. I even had the chance to speak with him. In person, he impressed me as everything you’ve described, a very likeable person. Of course, we can’t overlook the fact that likeability depends on perspective. Considering perspective, Archie Bunker was also “sincere, well-intentioned, and moral.” At any rate, neither Falwell nor Robertson ever missed an opportunity to show both insensitivity and stupidity.
Finally, 18-year-old Dave emailed me asking whom I would vote for in 2008. He wanted to know which of the candidates, out of the current crop in both parties, I think is the most truthful.
That’s it for this week. Stay tuned for more stuff and ramblings next week. I’ve built a pile of stupid stuff to write about. But, newer and stupider stuff happens at the blink of an eye. For example, we’re holding a school-tax referendum vote on June 4th, here in the Brandywine School District. It’s become controversial and heated. A caller to a radio talk show asked the district superintendent, “Why is are kids getting stupider?” See what I mean?
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