Daddy, are we there yet?
By Joseph Walther
Today, I can fly non-stop, from Philadelphia to San Diego in four to five hours, depending on flying conditions. Back in 1963, I drove it in a 1956 Chevy while pulling a 38-foot house trailer attached to the automobile by nothing more than a bumper hitch. Only stopping for an occasional two-hour nap, it took me 5-days. I was only 21-years old. I was also an idiot. I had no idea that a bumper hitch could NOT handle that big a load. Regardless, I made it, thus proving that ignorance is bliss and that luck is an integral part of staying alive.
I was searching my radio dial the other day when I came across a talk-radio host and a caller “discussing” space travel. The caller was making the point that “we” should be funding manned space exploration beyond our solar system. The radio host’s point was that the caller was a moron.
I’m not much on slinging insults at people. Unless, of course, it involves the jerk who invented that clear plastic wrap that statically wraps itself around your forearm whenever you tear a section off.
This particular caller may BE a moron. On the other hand, most people have no concept of the term, light-year. The caller struck me as just another person who cannot understand how big 6-trillion is. A light-year is a distance measurement and 6-trillion (6,000,000,000,000), in nice round numbers, is the number of miles involved.
The caller wanted us to go outside of our galaxy. The nearest one to us is Andromeda, a mere hop, skip, and jump of 2,000,000 light-years. A manned mission would involve a craft similar to our space shuttle, but capable of really hauling butt, at least to the tune of 85% the velocity of light.
Someday, maybe, if we survive long enough. Right now, though, our present level of technology makes the average orbital shuttle velocity about 18,000 MPH. Assuming that the thing’s structural integrity and fuel capacity could make the trip; it would take about 76-billion years (76,000,000,000) to get there. Double that if we plan on returning.
Our galaxy has an estimated diameter of about 100,000 light-years. That comes to, um…carry the 2 and, WOW, 600 quadrillion miles (600,000,000,000,000,000). The estimated diameter of the whole cosmos, as far as we can see, is 30-billion light-years. Aaaag! Forget it. My head is going to explode.
Here’s an idea. Let’s put manned deep space travel on the back burner, at least until we figure out how to get out of Iraq. Perhaps we could even try to figure out how to make sure that everyone has adequate health insurance coverage. Oh, yes, it’s also probably a good idea to make sure we’re not prematurely destroying our species through some of our hair brained environmental screw-ups. And, as a side project, we should spend a bit more time and effort on improving our educational system.
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